-Why is there never a close parking space when I come into Walmart, but when I leave, they're all open?
- Why is it usually raining on the day I need to go to the store?
- Why do I always have to suddenly pee really bad as soon as I walk in the store?
- Why is the Subway always baking fresh bread when I walk in (or out)?
- Why is the line I'm in always the one that goes the slowest?
- Why do I never look at my receipt and think "Yeah, that's about the right amount for the groceries I bought." Why is it always so much more?!
- Why is my cart almost always the squeaky one, the one who's wheels don't work quite right, or the one that shocks me at random intervals (long story)?